The world famous Exchange Student's song*

Exchanges, exchanges a long way from home
We're highly obnoxious so leave us alone
We drink when we're thirsty, we drink when we're dry
We drink when we're mother-less and then we get...

AY AY AY, SING SING EXCHANGES
WE LIVE IT UP, WE SCREW IT UP, WE FUCK IT UP, WE DO
SO PASS SOME MORE (insert favorite drink here)!

If the ocean was whiskey and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up
but the oceans not whiskey and I'm not a duck
so lets go to (insert host country here) and have a good...

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Host brothers, host sisters we love them a lot
a matter of fact it can get pretty hot
We like to give kisses, we like to give hits
But too many kisses get us in deep...

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Someday we'll be doctors, someday engineers
but right at this moment we're into our beers
No drinking, no driving, no dating, no grass,
these Rotary rules are a pain in the...

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We like to eat chocolate, we like to eat cake
we like to eat ice-cream and gain lots of weight
Our butts may be fat and our thighs may grow
but give us a chance and we'll give you a...

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We're highly disorganized, we're fucked in the head
we just hope one day we don't drink ourselves dead
We like to drink whiskey, we like to drink wine,
so give us a chance and we'll do...

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We like to party hard, we may be there last,
but that doesn´t matter cause we drink really fast
At the end of the night we smell like a skunk,
but that doesn't matter cause we're probably...

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Exchanges like us we do something's wrong
but give us a chance and we'll sing you a song
The song that we sing we think they are a hit
but tell you the truth they're a big load of...

AY AY AY, SING SING EXCHANGES EXCHANGES
WE LIVE IT UP, WE SCREW IT UP, WE FUCK IT UP, WE DO
SO PASS SOME MORE insert favorite drink here)!!!.
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SING LOUDLY AND HAVE FUN :-)

*I didn't write this song, and I don't know who did either. There are many versions of this out there, but this one is the best version I've found.